Idiot’s way for guide to survival at home.

Idiot’s way for guide to survival at home.

1. Never tell your parents that you are going out after school/work, and will be home late. Don’t tell them early in the morning).
(so that you can get the hell out of the house smoothly on time, and without spoiling your and their mood.)

2. Make sure you tidy your bed, fold the blanket in the morning, before you go out.
(this is to show your cleanliness, and make your parents feel better)

3. Do not show signs of nervousness, excited ness, happiness.
(if you are going out, not go school/work. Means if you are playing truant la).
(otherwise they will suspect. Show signs of sian-ness)

4. Pack up your stuffs carefully the previous night, if you are planning to do the above activity stated in no.3.
(otherwise you will end up missing out some important things and may have to go back home again to take the things. Will waste more time and energy. U may even have to think up of new excuses to take the things.)

5. DO return home on time as per normal time.
(eg. Usually reach home at 7.30 pm. Reach home bit early at 7 pm, not 9 pm)

6. Make sure you tidy up your room and house at end of the day, before you sleep. Switch off all electricity appliances and do anything household chores that is necessary.
(this is to save electricity and save the earth. And to show them that you care bout the home. And to prevent your ears from bleeding.)

7. When being nagged/scolded at, keep quiet. Ermm..even if they are in the wrong.
(when parents nagged, they always think that they are correct.
Even if you try to reason with them, they dun listen.
Bcuz their mentality is, “I am your father/mother. I am teaching you the correct thing to do. You keep quiet and shut up. Listen to me.”
After they finished their long speech, let them go back to their room/work.
Give them time to cool down and think through what they have said and done. It is till then that they will realise that they did/said something stupid/harsh.
But take note that NOT ALL ADULTS DO THAT! Some will keep on repeating same mistakes.

If it is their fault, you have the right to tell them that they are in the wrong. And pinpoint out that what is the thing that they had done to make matters worse. AND must state that, as parents, they are always teaching us. Though we are just kids, but we should also let them know and prevent further similar cases happening again.
But before that, dun blame them first, cuz in some cases, they will give a tight slap if you do that.
Tell them MOST imptly, how the matters can be solved.
At the end of speech, just say that ,”nevermind. At least this matter can be solved. I dun blame you. I also have fault at first.”
Try to think from the view point of your parents.
Make them feel that their kids have grown up and have their own thinking, and that you are mature enough to handle some things yourself.



The above guides are just purely guides. Not recommended for the reader to follow. If you want to follow it, do it at your own risk. And if something happens, do not look for me. And i know some of the guides are just plain stupid.

And I am not encouraging the kids to do that either. Except for some.

(ps: to that someone, pls do not rant off at me too much for those guides. This is me, just me, purely me. I think he cannot tahan all these nonsenses..bleh 0_o)

I am getting extremely paranoid and bo liao already. blehhhhhhhh